The Secrets and Their Keeper

Youtube is a place of many wondrous things, and many terrible things.
I had a conversation with my friend Kaela over the phone two nights ago about all of the shit I've found on Youtube, and here's the compilation I decided to make of al of the weird stuff I've found.
I amjority of it will be video game based, but expect a lot of random, weird, and awesome other things too.

First off, the best glitch ever.


I want this to seriously happen to my body when I die.

Second, and this is another gameplay bit froam a game from the F.E.A.R. franchise. This is seriously the most awesome thing ever, and you;ll know what I mean when you see it.


I want that guy to be my best friend. <3

Alright, this one has an explaination. This is c acommon sight in Morocco, because these goats are used to harvest a certain kind of nut within the little fruits of these trees. They'll eat the fruits and digest everything but the seed within it, which they shit out. Their shit's harvested, they get the nuts, clean them really fucking good, and make usable products from them such as baby oil

Ladies and gentleman, sixteen pygmy Moroccan goats that meow like kittens in a tree.

Okay, if you haven't seen this, this is probably the coolest stop-motion video ever made using Legos, as well as one of the coolest homages to old style (NES) video games ever.


1500 hours were soent making this wonderful 8-bit trip.

Back in the day, when anyone could work as a video game voice actor.


"Whats Umbrella?"
Really?
REALLY?

Onion News Network loves Sony.


I wish these guys actually worked for a news station that aired on TV.

Does anybody remember The Wiggles? Or thier song "Point you Fingers and Do the Twist"?
It just got worse.


This is the only reason I fear death; these things are probably waiting to drag me to hell.

Alpacas.


What. The. FUCK.

The Camra Flash Experiemtn pretty much explains itself in the video. This is the first awesome thing I've put on here.


I want to be a part of something like this someday.

THE TURKISH DANCERS


No homo.
Also, it gets really awesome once the gyu with the red shirt jumps in.

Goldeneye 007.


Video games sure were cool back in the day.

I love this guy. He's got a fucking LIST of insults.


"NICE CIRCLE JERK YOU FUCKING SOCCER FAGGOTS"

Elevators.


He is the master of them.

Alright, this is another one with an explaination. In foreign countries (this one is Thanjavur, Tamil Nadu), they sell livestock such as these chick en masse, not bothering to sort them by species. So, to tell the different types of chickens apart since they all look the same as chicks, they use safe vegetable dyes to change the chicks' colors to make them more easily identifiable.


It's still really cool looking though.

This.


Words cannot describe it.

...And I'm pretty sure that's about it for now. My computer's starting to go super slow between my tabs and whatnot, so I'll just conclude this post with something of equal oddity to the video seen above.

Actually, I don't have anything to say at the moment that's weirder than that.
Bye.