The Secrets and Their Keeper

Youtube is a place of many wondrous things, and many terrible things.
I had a conversation with my friend Kaela over the phone two nights ago about all of the shit I've found on Youtube, and here's the compilation I decided to make of al of the weird stuff I've found.
I amjority of it will be video game based, but expect a lot of random, weird, and awesome other things too.

First off, the best glitch ever.


I want this to seriously happen to my body when I die.

Second, and this is another gameplay bit froam a game from the F.E.A.R. franchise. This is seriously the most awesome thing ever, and you;ll know what I mean when you see it.


I want that guy to be my best friend. <3

Alright, this one has an explaination. This is c acommon sight in Morocco, because these goats are used to harvest a certain kind of nut within the little fruits of these trees. They'll eat the fruits and digest everything but the seed within it, which they shit out. Their shit's harvested, they get the nuts, clean them really fucking good, and make usable products from them such as baby oil

Ladies and gentleman, sixteen pygmy Moroccan goats that meow like kittens in a tree.

Okay, if you haven't seen this, this is probably the coolest stop-motion video ever made using Legos, as well as one of the coolest homages to old style (NES) video games ever.


1500 hours were soent making this wonderful 8-bit trip.

Back in the day, when anyone could work as a video game voice actor.


"Whats Umbrella?"
Really?
REALLY?

Onion News Network loves Sony.


I wish these guys actually worked for a news station that aired on TV.

Does anybody remember The Wiggles? Or thier song "Point you Fingers and Do the Twist"?
It just got worse.


This is the only reason I fear death; these things are probably waiting to drag me to hell.

Alpacas.


What. The. FUCK.

The Camra Flash Experiemtn pretty much explains itself in the video. This is the first awesome thing I've put on here.


I want to be a part of something like this someday.

THE TURKISH DANCERS


No homo.
Also, it gets really awesome once the gyu with the red shirt jumps in.

Goldeneye 007.


Video games sure were cool back in the day.

I love this guy. He's got a fucking LIST of insults.


"NICE CIRCLE JERK YOU FUCKING SOCCER FAGGOTS"

Elevators.


He is the master of them.

Alright, this is another one with an explaination. In foreign countries (this one is Thanjavur, Tamil Nadu), they sell livestock such as these chick en masse, not bothering to sort them by species. So, to tell the different types of chickens apart since they all look the same as chicks, they use safe vegetable dyes to change the chicks' colors to make them more easily identifiable.


It's still really cool looking though.

This.


Words cannot describe it.

...And I'm pretty sure that's about it for now. My computer's starting to go super slow between my tabs and whatnot, so I'll just conclude this post with something of equal oddity to the video seen above.

Actually, I don't have anything to say at the moment that's weirder than that.
Bye.

So first off, I wanted to say that my sister and our friend Xoli finally put the name to my biggest fear: Ichthyophobia.

If you already googled it before you read this, yes.
I am terrified of fish.

Not sharks or little fish, but if they're bigger than two feet they scare the shit out of me. I have night terrors all the time about fish.

MOVING ON NOW.

Okay, so yesterday was probably the most epic day of our school year for many reasons. The one that stood out to me the most, though, was a certain something this buttfuck annoying kid said. I'm not even joking when I say this kid is buttfuck annoying, every time he talks it's like you're getting a huge dick shoved up your ass with no lube.
He's pretty much the epitome of annoying 12 year old kids on XBox Live, but with like, ADHD and way worse. No joke, this is the only human being in existance who I would seriously kill without any regrets. Not like I would, but I swear to god.

When the zombie apocalypse happens, I call dibs on shooting his little zombiefuck face into a million peices with a shotgun.

So anyways, this kid is also really, really dumb, and just sits around all day and bugs the shit out of everyone. Early yesterday morning, he was doing his usual round of coming and trying to fit in with my group of weird friends, and somehow our ages got brought up in the conversation.

He says, "Wait, Jake, how old are you?" Jake is one of my friends, but he's more like a brother.

Jake, being fed up with him, decided to tease him a little bit by saying "I'm older than time itself. It's the truth, I fought in the Vietnam War and everything."

And this STUPID, RETARDED, ASSWIPE LITTLE DUMBFUCK REPLIES,

"Well, if you fought in the Vietnam War, show me the guns you used to kill the Nazis!"

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRrr1>/

What has America's youth and education come to?

Moving on again to today, for another super-fun time with the math class no one understands!
If you want to read my original rant, it's in the post below.

Today, for not reason, my Algebra 2/Trigonometry teacher decided it would be an awesome job to try and teach us some of his COLLEGE 5 CALCULUS FOR 45 MINUTES OF A ONE HOUR CLASS.

It started as a semi-normal class, with review from yesterday's assignment and a brief look at today's lesson, which was ???
Just as he began to explain the lesson, he suddenly gets reminded of something he learned in College Calculus 5, and thought it would be a great idea to show us!
...for 45 minutes of the one hour class. I just repeated that.

So he whips out these insane graphing calculators and is like, "PRESS 123128765486374T523987641238647192418624713 BUTTONS AND YOU WILL HAVE A GRAPH, FIVE POINTS, A LINE, AND COORDINATES WHICH ARE ALL WRONG ACCORDING TO THE BOOK."
Yes, that's right, after the whole thing he showed us the wrong thing to do. We didn't even get the answer right.

Then, he says, "here's your assignment for today guys- oh class is over."

SO I got mindfucked again with a calculus level beyond my possible level of comprehension, and now I have to teach myself another lesson when I get home tonight.

I'm so tired...

Music: Preparation - Pandora Hearts OST

Alright, so this is a rant I wrote up last Tuesday after an especially baffling and awkward math class with one of the new teachers who decided to come and fuck everything up in our school.
Unless you're epileptic, watch the video before completing the rant, as I put it there to purposely fit into the mood I'm trying to convey here.

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My name is Sabrina G. I am good at math.

TOO BAD MY MATH TEACHER PRACTICALLY SKULLFUCKED ME TODAY.

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I have always been a good math person, usually at the top of my class (or close) with Honors. Last year, the year before, the year before that… I’ve always been good at math, with Algebra being my strong point.

BUT THIS CLASS IAM IN I SWEAR TO GOD--
It’s going to be the death of me! I’m in Algebra 2 Honors/Trigonometry Honors, which I would be able to handle with ease. If I read the book we’re given, the concepts are crystal clear to me, but I swear to god my teacher is mindraping me. He’s just so out there, it’s hard to describe.
He just rambled about completely irrelevant things! One second he’s on the Domain and range and graphing linear equations (Geometry review), then he’s talking about some machine with f(X) and Coors beer, then he just jumps back into the middle of his Domain and Range lecture!

Let me give you an example;
Domain
1
2
3

Range
4
6
8

He made a graph like that (except with circles, and the domain and range were next to each other) and basically explained the relationships between the domain and range. He drew a straight line across from the 1 to 4, 2 to 6, and 3 to 8, and told us why he went straight across and how that translated into coordinate pairs.

Then, he drew another line, this time from 1 to 6, and told us this was not possible to add this pair to the three already listed. Before we could ask why, he said,

“I know you guys are wondering why I can’t do this and what difference it makes…” Then he paused for a really long time, looked at us, and continued, “Well if I plug 2 into a calculator and square it, I would expect to get 4, and same with -2 because multiplying two negatives makes a positive. If I put 2 squared into the calculator and got 6, then I would have to throw the calculator out, wouldn’t I?”

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
WHAT FUCKING RELEVANCE DOES THAT HAVE TO THE CURRENT SITUATION AT ALL?!
THAT WAS HIS FUCKING EXPLAINATION! THAT WAS IT!

He just laughed at himself and just started rambling again!

I mean, of course I knew what he was talking about, that’s kind of basic ( 2x2=4, -2x(-2)=4, sqrt4=2), but what did that have to do with him putting the line to the 6 from the 1?! I was trying so hard not to burst into laughter and tears at the same time. He then asked us if we had heard of the f(x) formula and how to plug it into the f(x)=3x-4 kind of equation, with f meaning to plug in the (x) as a real number into the equation on the other side of the = sign. Yeah, I got it once I read the book, but oh my god.

Then he starts giving us this random rant about Coors beer and draws this weird vat diagram that had to do in some way with the f(x)=3x-4 equation, but he drew like five lines into one side of it and listed the five main ingredients for beer and tells us that they have to make it Coors and not Bud and if they have an unstable “equation” for the beer than they might not sell as well.
Once again, what relevance does this actually have to what we are talking about? Like, what did that have to do with anything at all?

Because of his lack of explanations of rudimentary absolute values (which I understand now, but didn’t when we were quizzed because he sucks at explaining), I now have a C+ in a class I’m supposed to have an A+ in. I don’t want to have an A, I have to. I’ve had complete straight A’s in High School so far and this is what I’m relying on for scholarships since my family is poor. I am aiming to get into somewhere like Georgia Tech or something; I’m going to major in chemical engineering. I’m not letting one weird teacher drag me down.

BEIN' A PIRATE IS SO GOOD TO BE

DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU

ARE

A

PIRATE




MY HEAD

THIS SONG WILL NEVER LEAVE IT

Also, last Saturday was International Talk Like a Pirate day. I forgot to mention it.

Indeed.

And there's a baby cockroach underneath my laptop.

I'm sitting on the floor and I tried to kill it, but then it ran under there and I haven't seen it since.

So that birthday party yesterday was just a fuckload of fun. Of course, within fifteen minutes of my sister's and m arrival, the kids are already melting down (see my previous post on the full details of this party), wanting shit from each other and tripping one another with toy car doors as they run in nonstop circles around the house screaming their lungs off.

There was a baby who looked like a monkey that wouldn't stop throwing up that got dumped on Lina and I to handle, and Lina has this, like, morbid fear of throwing up. So after carrying it around a bit, Lina and I kind of put it on this blanket and played with it. It was so excited that it was flailing around in joy. Even though it looked like a monkey, it had this cuteness that just grew on you. I like babies, just not kids.

Babies kind of remind me of zombies, and that's why I actually think zombies are cute too. I'd actually prefer to have a zombie over a baby. I think the slow-dumb zombies from the Resident Evil are the cutest, because they're very baby-like. They're stupid, and it gives them this cuteness-factor, along with their determination. There's nothing more determined than a zombie, but they're only determined because they're too stupid to factor in anything other than being hungry.

Like babies, eh? But babies cry instead of groan when they're hungry, and they can actually register pain. Zombies are better than babies. I can get away for killing zombies when they wake me up in the middle of the night, but I don't think I could get away with killing a baby that woke me up in the middle of the night.

I just found a dead rollie-pollie in the bathroom. ):

I like rollie-pollies.

Music: "No Mercy" - L4D OST

I’m really tired today.

What’s strange about it is that last night I got more sleep than I have for the past three days, yet for some reason I’m the most tired today.

I have an idea of how I’m going to go about updating this blog; I’m not going to say what happened today, because I have a tendency to write my blog posts during U.S. History, but I’m going to post early and tell when happened yesterday. That’s because if I try to explain everything that happened within the same day, my posts turn into these huge walls of text because everything is still fresh in my mind. So, to avoid that (not like anybody really cares anyway xD), I’ll write the day’s events the next day in the morning so I can summarize it better.

So pretty much yesterday was spent pretending to be doing work and filling out my National Honors Society application. I didn’t fill out the first application to them because I didn’t want to do it (and I was too busy with HONORS WORK HURR DURR), but they and my school really want me to go into it and they won’t leave me alone until I do. After I left school, My mom, sister and I ran around to Toys R Us and Target to get a gift for some little kid’s birthday party that we were somewhat forced to go to.

“Oh, he’ll be just heartbroken if you girls don’t go!”

We have to go to that today, right after we get out of school. I’m already in a terribly bad mood, and it’s just the beginning of the day. Dealing with little kids screaming at a birthday party is the last way I want to spend my Friday afternoon right after I get out from a long day of school. I have to change my goddamn shirt in school before I go, too, because I’m wearing a Left 4 Dead shirt with that dismembered hand from the cover on it. I have to change into nicer clothes so that maybe the little boys’ friends’ parents will like us and we’ll have more jobs.

But I have to change out of my goddamn awesome Left 4 Dead shirt.

After we got the kid his gifts, we wet and ate at Romano’s Macaroni Grill, and I got this amazing fettuccine alfredo. No joke, it was really good. It was all really good, actually, because I had this amazing bread and calamari beforehand that I almost filled up on because it was so good. Calamari’s the shit.

I also didn’t do my Algebra homework. I was way too tired. So tired, in fact, that I didn’t even get on Xbox Live.

The one thing that’s keeping me going is the fact that I’m going to finally get on Curious again today! I swear to god, that little turd’s birthday party is fucking up all of my plans for this afternoon. I swear to god, I’ll have a post on there tonight. Just not as early as I thought I would because of the fucking party.

I won’t back out of it though, and I’ll really try to act decently and not get too mad at the kids.
I really hate kids though.

Also, pomegranate seeds are delicious.

Music: Agent Provocateur – Red Tape

I woke up yesterday with a post-dislocated jaw.

I didn't even realize it had happened until I ate and my jaw started makign this disgusting grinding noise because it wasnt hooked in right. I stretched my mouth around for a while and then it popped back into place.
I'm glad it did, because the noise was right at my jaw joint underneath my left ear. Every time I chewed, it made this nasty noise right in my fucking eardrum.
If I had to edure it while I ate my AMAZING spam sandwich, I would've been really angry.

I really hate my school this year.
I have so much work at once that I had to take a Leave of Absence from Curious until tomorrow. I felt really bad about making my friends on there wait for my sorry ass to get done with my school work before we keep going in our little role play thread we've started. It really dissappointed me, because I like all of the people on there, they're all literate, and I'm actually pretty proud of the character I made to role play with.
I will post my rant about my math class on here once I find this one song to make a reactionface video to pretty much explain what I looked like during this class.

I also haven't gotten enough sleep for awhile now, about four hours per night thanks to homework. Yes, I do get on XBox Live for a couple of hours every day when I get home from school but more than anything it's to help relive some of the day's stress by killing some zombies. It really keeps me sane, especially being able to talk with all of my cool friends on there.
Even though I've never actually met them, they're really awesome. I always get a few laughs out of how crazy and rude and weird we all get on there. It's a great thing to come home to after my ridiculous school, even if half the time there are twelve year old screaming nonstop or people asking me if I'm actually a girl, or to get nasty with them or show them my boobs on a webcam (which I don't have).
I used to be really skittish and nervous about that kind of stuff, but now it just goes in one ear and out the other. I've been hit on enough times on there (and even in real life sometimes) to make my senses kind of numb about it. I'm getting pretty good at brushing people off. xD

I am writing this while I should be writing a reflection and bibliography for my U.S. History project, but I have another week to get that done, so it's not urgent. I could go back to Curious, but I'd hate to go back and then be like, "OH I GOT ORE HOMEWORK BYE FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS AGAIN" because that'd just be retarded. I'll just keep myself from it and focus more on what I'm supposed to be doing (this not included) until I have some free time on Friday night.

OH WAIT
NEVERMIND.

I forgot that I'm booked for babysitting from the second I get out of school on Friday until like 10 p.m, then I'm booked again for most of Saturday afternoon until midnight. Joy joy, I just fucking love kids. They don't waste my time with their uselessness at all.
If any of their parentsever find this, then I won't have to worry about it anymore.
I mean, the kids are cute and everything and I know both of the families really well, but my weekend is supposed to be my weekend. We were going to have our friend Bonnie come over for a couple of days, because we haven't seen her since Anime Vegas.
But no, we have to fucking babysit. I guess I'm making money though, so it's a good thing, but I'm only making half of what I should because I'm tag-sitting with my sister.
That means that the parents divide the pay they would give to one babysitter in half for us.
So we onyl make half of what we should for taking care of their little brats.

If whoever is reading this hasn't noticed yet, I'm in a bad mood today because I have a lot of homework to do and I didn't get enough sleep.
One more thing I want to try before I go though is to post an image on here.
I'm used to BBCode, which is pretty much [img]insert image url here[/img] but I'm pretty sure this site uses embed or HTML or something.
Let's tryyyyy...

This!
If it works, then this image is the first corporate picture released from Okamiden: Chisaki Taiyou (lit. Okami Two: Little Sun), the long-awaited sequel to the PS2/Wii game Okami.
Okami is, by the way, my favorite game of all time. More than DMC, more and any Resident Evil, and surprisingly way more than Left 4 Dead. Okami took the cake for me, and I'm really excited for this DS sequel.
That's a wrap, and my rant shall come later~!

Music: Light Suits (Live Album Version) - Blue Man Group

Aha, I finally got around to making this!
I had some spare time in school today after finishing a rough draft on the Algonquian tribes of modern-day Massachusetts, and I've been wanting to make a blog to correspond with my friend Kaela's blog. My sister should be making one soon sometime too...
Anyways, I have had two Livejournal accounts before this, but I rarely posted on them. When I did, they were usually just me gushing over new video games I got or talking about my current statues with my now ex-boyfriend. I'm pretty sure my last post there was, like, five months ago. I just figured I'd try to keep this one updated regularly by just writing down the little happenings in my nerdy life on a regular basis so I don't forget them, but I have a feeling there's going to be a lot of rants on here as well.
I also made this in hopes of finally taking some pictures of myself and uploading them on here, because a few of my closer XBox Live friends (that's you guys, Bimmer, Lewie, Plague, and Nickolai) have been asking me to get a Facebook or something so they can see what I look like.
I refuse to do so because Facebook and Myspace suck, so I figure that this'll be enough to get them to stop bugging me about it.
However, the only picture I have of myself a the moment is a picture I found on someone else's blog of me in my Hunter cosplay for Anime Vegas '09, and I'm not putting that up until people see what I look like normally. Looking like a hoodlum ninja zombie is not the best way to make first impressions.
Also, I have a rant that I wrote up earlier today regarding my ridiculous Algrbra2/Trigonometry Honors class that I'll probably post up here later tonight or tomorrow depending on how I feel after another day in that class.
But... yeah. I'm not quite sure what else to put in here, so I guess I'll call this first post a wrap!
Adios~!

AH CRAP
Okay, so now I'm editing this like an hour after I posted it because I just wanted to mention that I had a MOTHERFUCKING SPAM SANDWICH FOR LUNCH TODAY AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.