Indeed.
And there's a baby cockroach underneath my laptop.
I'm sitting on the floor and I tried to kill it, but then it ran under there and I haven't seen it since.
So that birthday party yesterday was just a fuckload of fun. Of course, within fifteen minutes of my sister's and m arrival, the kids are already melting down (see my previous post on the full details of this party), wanting shit from each other and tripping one another with toy car doors as they run in nonstop circles around the house screaming their lungs off.
There was a baby who looked like a monkey that wouldn't stop throwing up that got dumped on Lina and I to handle, and Lina has this, like, morbid fear of throwing up. So after carrying it around a bit, Lina and I kind of put it on this blanket and played with it. It was so excited that it was flailing around in joy. Even though it looked like a monkey, it had this cuteness that just grew on you. I like babies, just not kids.
Babies kind of remind me of zombies, and that's why I actually think zombies are cute too. I'd actually prefer to have a zombie over a baby. I think the slow-dumb zombies from the Resident Evil are the cutest, because they're very baby-like. They're stupid, and it gives them this cuteness-factor, along with their determination. There's nothing more determined than a zombie, but they're only determined because they're too stupid to factor in anything other than being hungry.
Like babies, eh? But babies cry instead of groan when they're hungry, and they can actually register pain. Zombies are better than babies. I can get away for killing zombies when they wake me up in the middle of the night, but I don't think I could get away with killing a baby that woke me up in the middle of the night.
I just found a dead rollie-pollie in the bathroom. ):
I like rollie-pollies.
Music: "No Mercy" - L4D OST
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