The Secrets and Their Keeper

So first off, I wanted to say that my sister and our friend Xoli finally put the name to my biggest fear: Ichthyophobia.

If you already googled it before you read this, yes.
I am terrified of fish.

Not sharks or little fish, but if they're bigger than two feet they scare the shit out of me. I have night terrors all the time about fish.

MOVING ON NOW.

Okay, so yesterday was probably the most epic day of our school year for many reasons. The one that stood out to me the most, though, was a certain something this buttfuck annoying kid said. I'm not even joking when I say this kid is buttfuck annoying, every time he talks it's like you're getting a huge dick shoved up your ass with no lube.
He's pretty much the epitome of annoying 12 year old kids on XBox Live, but with like, ADHD and way worse. No joke, this is the only human being in existance who I would seriously kill without any regrets. Not like I would, but I swear to god.

When the zombie apocalypse happens, I call dibs on shooting his little zombiefuck face into a million peices with a shotgun.

So anyways, this kid is also really, really dumb, and just sits around all day and bugs the shit out of everyone. Early yesterday morning, he was doing his usual round of coming and trying to fit in with my group of weird friends, and somehow our ages got brought up in the conversation.

He says, "Wait, Jake, how old are you?" Jake is one of my friends, but he's more like a brother.

Jake, being fed up with him, decided to tease him a little bit by saying "I'm older than time itself. It's the truth, I fought in the Vietnam War and everything."

And this STUPID, RETARDED, ASSWIPE LITTLE DUMBFUCK REPLIES,

"Well, if you fought in the Vietnam War, show me the guns you used to kill the Nazis!"

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRRRrr1>/

What has America's youth and education come to?

Moving on again to today, for another super-fun time with the math class no one understands!
If you want to read my original rant, it's in the post below.

Today, for not reason, my Algebra 2/Trigonometry teacher decided it would be an awesome job to try and teach us some of his COLLEGE 5 CALCULUS FOR 45 MINUTES OF A ONE HOUR CLASS.

It started as a semi-normal class, with review from yesterday's assignment and a brief look at today's lesson, which was ???
Just as he began to explain the lesson, he suddenly gets reminded of something he learned in College Calculus 5, and thought it would be a great idea to show us!
...for 45 minutes of the one hour class. I just repeated that.

So he whips out these insane graphing calculators and is like, "PRESS 123128765486374T523987641238647192418624713 BUTTONS AND YOU WILL HAVE A GRAPH, FIVE POINTS, A LINE, AND COORDINATES WHICH ARE ALL WRONG ACCORDING TO THE BOOK."
Yes, that's right, after the whole thing he showed us the wrong thing to do. We didn't even get the answer right.

Then, he says, "here's your assignment for today guys- oh class is over."

SO I got mindfucked again with a calculus level beyond my possible level of comprehension, and now I have to teach myself another lesson when I get home tonight.

I'm so tired...

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