The Secrets and Their Keeper

I have a growing obsession with Jello since I got this Strawberry Banana kind.

Seriously, I don't know why, but I am totally in love with Jello right now. I have to go get more tomorrow or something.

Also, I can't eat it with a spoon anymore. I have to use a straw.
Again, I'm not sure why, but I loe sucking Jello up through straws. You have like these long little Jello-noodle-worms in your mouth if you do it right without letting any air in to break it. It's pretty incredible, and it makes the Jello last longer, too. It rations it out for you.

So yeah, Strawberry Banana jello is awesome. I iwsh there was a way to keep the Jello as a liquid to drink it. I love drinking the warm Jello mix before it solidifies, but I never drink much of it because then I won't have very much jello to eat with my straw.

I should get a flourescent bendy straw to eat it with.

HOLY FUCK I SHOULD GET A FUCKING FLOURESCENT BENDY STRAW I JUST REALIZED THAT THAT WOULD DOUBLE THE AWESOME


...And I just wrote an entire entry about Jello and straws. I could talk about all of the other shit that has happened recently, including my first time teaching a class, but no.

Jello is better.


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